Ok. I have a project…
Doing said Project I have to interact with:
A: IT Manager who was supplanted by her enemy.
B: The Enemy of A, who sucks up to me cause the CEO wants me in, don’t know a Processor from a Network Cable.
State of the Network:
Imagine 50 unraveled balls of yarn + 3 Crackhead cats + 15 LSD Monkeys.
Why ??
Object A =
No thinking out of Box at all..
Basically a 1/4 step above the “We do it that way, cause that is how my forefather’s n their forefathers did it.” mentality..
Drivers from 1989 are fine, bug fix = “what is a bug ??”
Checking Error logs on Servers = “ehhh??”.
Windows Update for Servers = see above.
Servers have no Anti-virus.
They have cool *** imaging software for real-timebackup. Does anyone check that it is running ?
Of course not, so last image = When Dinosaurs roamed the Earth.
Array Controllers use Battery Backed Cache for performance = Battery Dies (Array kills cache to preserve data in case of power failure= Huge Performance Penalty), pointed out 1 month ago. Found part online, suggested to get two, since both servers use a battery, and lifespan of battery is 3 years, which is up for both. Reminded Object A everyday.
A = “I forgot” x 1 month.
Got into big argument with A, cause I was told that without SP2, Windows XP cannot create dial-up connections.
Suggestions to check X or Y to get Servers and Network online = “Ask Object B, THAT is the Manager” ( A is carrying major belly for B, and vice-versa)
Switches on two floors have collisions
No one knows specs on machines at remote branches…It was suggested to DRIVE all over island like a noob to get machine specs, info that “My Computer” can tell you in 10 seconds.
Installed an app to monitor Server HD space on a system running low on space. NOT ONLY INSTALLED, PUT ON DESKTOP, POINTED TO, RUN FOR FIRST TIME, SHOWN HOW TO USE. Nester-san then says to A:
“Check this, every couple of days”.
A = “He means whenever the moon is in alignment with Jupiter and Venus”
So of course, a useage trend which would take 1 week to see, takes a month and a half.
B had a brilliant solution to “GO LIVE” with the new application package. Yes, utterly brilliant if you bear in mind she only told CEO and a handfull of the users. (HANDFULL = 15% of Staff)
I can’t write no more tonight….Me stress, mi a grey…
A = my friend, but #$%@#$%@#$%, I want to go postal on them %@#$%@#$%
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